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In our travels though out the internet we have stumbled across some what we feel
are pretty funny items which we would like to share.  Have a laugh on us.

My father, my son and I get away fishing up North once in a while.  The following
is a recorded account of a recent fish I took up at John West.  It was a fight.
Jeff's Big Fish
It was a 20.7 lb salmon.

What the heck, it's dead, might as well paint it!!!

  • "Squawks"

. . . are problem listings about the air plane that pilots generally leave for the maintenance crews.  Here are some actual maintenance complaints submitted by US Air Force pilots and the maintenance crew's response back.

Problem: "Left inside main tire almost needs replacement."
Reply:   "Almost replaced left inside main tire."

Problem: "Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough."
Reply:   "Auto-land not installed on this aircraft."

Problem: "The autopilot doesn't."
Reply:   "IT DOES NOW!"

Problem: "Something loose in cockpit."
Reply:   "Something tightened in cockpit."

Problem: "Evidence of hydraulic leak on right main landing gear." 
Reply:   "Evidence removed."

Problem: "DME volume unbelievably loud."
Reply:   "Volume set to more believable level."

Problem: "Dead bugs on windshield."
Reply:   "Live bugs on order."

Problem: "Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces 200 foot per minute descent." 
Reply:   "Cannot reproduce problem on ground."

Problem: "IFF inoperative."
Reply:   "IFF inoperative in OFF mode."

Problem: "Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick."
Reply:   "That's what they're there for."

Problem: "Number three engine missing."
Reply:   "Engine found on right wing after brief search."  

And these guys are paid to protect us!!!

ATM Wars

Okay I got a few more recently.  The language in the SNL stuff can get a little racey but they are
classics.  * = my rating

Jepordy - SNL 1**, SNL 2***, SNL 3****, SNL 4****, SNL 5***
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